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The Simrell Cage w/ Smoked Sneaky Pete Globe

BY The Simrell Collection
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Sneaky Pete says:

As the iconic Michael Buffer would say, “It’sssssss Tiiiiiiimeee”. You’ve waited for it, and it’s finally here: The Simrell Cage with the Smoked Sneaky Pete Globe. This exclusively engineered product is one of a kind, coming to you from the highly respected Simrell Collection. The kit includes the unique Simrell Cage, an exclusive Smoked Sneaky Pete Globe and hardware.

The cage comes in at 8.9 cm tall (3.5 inches) and weighs a hefty 425g (0.95 pounds), providing you with a sturdy, top notch workstation that will keep everything securely encased and safe from accidental movement. The purpose-built aluminium chassis is designed to perfectly fit and help to protect the included, exclusive Smoked Glass Globe, all while making it an attractive focal point of your armoury.

Simrell chose aluminium for this build because it adds a generous weight to the Globe, providing stability and the peace of mind that it’s not going to slide around when being used. The Globe is protected by rubber gaskets on the top and bottom plates of the cage, which are connected by four large corner pillars and secured with high-quality hand fastened screws that make disassembly and cleaning a breeze. The top of the cage is machined with a spellbinding spiral pattern that dances in the light, it also contains a magnet which provides a great place to store and cool your DynaVaps.

The Smoked Globe is a unique offering that is not available without purchasing this system. This is a limited edition run, you’re not going to want to miss out on adding this unique masterpiece to your collection, so we suggest acting quickly. The dark glass of the Globe looks stunning and it is complemented by a dark nippled cooling mouthpiece, as well as an included whip.

Also included is a Simrell Crafty+/Mighty Titanium adapter, enabling you to use any of your DynaVaps or a Vortex on the end of the whip, to enhance the cooling power of the water piece. Finally, it includes a Pass Through Adapter which is the perfect complement to the system and adds massive functionality, as you do not need to remove your vaporizer to clear the Globe of vapor.

This is an elite product. Be the elite. Act quickly and secure the bag; treat yourself to the Simrell Cage with Smoked Globe while they last.

$289.97 CAD
Best price guaranteed
$289.97 CAD
Best price guaranteed

Free shipping for orders over $100 within Canada. Fast, low-cost and discrete shipping worldwide.

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Simrell Cage, Smoked Globe, Smoked glass mouthpiece with nipples, Whip, Smoked glass whip mouthpiece, Pass-through adapter, Simrell titanium Crafty/Mighty adapter

3 reviews

Sneaky Pete says:

As the iconic Michael Buffer would say, “It’sssssss Tiiiiiiimeee”. You’ve waited for it, and it’s finally here: The Simrell Cage with the Smoked Sneaky Pete Globe. This exclusively engineered product is one of a kind, coming to you from the highly respected Simrell Collection. The kit includes the unique Simrell Cage, an exclusive Smoked Sneaky Pete Globe and hardware.

The cage comes in at 8.9 cm tall (3.5 inches) and weighs a hefty 425g (0.95 pounds), providing you with a sturdy, top notch workstation that will keep everything securely encased and safe from accidental movement. The purpose-built aluminium chassis is designed to perfectly fit and help to protect the included, exclusive Smoked Glass Globe, all while making it an attractive focal point of your armoury.

Simrell chose aluminium for this build because it adds a generous weight to the Globe, providing stability and the peace of mind that it’s not going to slide around when being used. The Globe is protected by rubber gaskets on the top and bottom plates of the cage, which are connected by four large corner pillars and secured with high-quality hand fastened screws that make disassembly and cleaning a breeze. The top of the cage is machined with a spellbinding spiral pattern that dances in the light, it also contains a magnet which provides a great place to store and cool your DynaVaps.

The Smoked Globe is a unique offering that is not available without purchasing this system. This is a limited edition run, you’re not going to want to miss out on adding this unique masterpiece to your collection, so we suggest acting quickly. The dark glass of the Globe looks stunning and it is complemented by a dark nippled cooling mouthpiece, as well as an included whip.

Also included is a Simrell Crafty+/Mighty Titanium adapter, enabling you to use any of your DynaVaps or a Vortex on the end of the whip, to enhance the cooling power of the water piece. Finally, it includes a Pass Through Adapter which is the perfect complement to the system and adds massive functionality, as you do not need to remove your vaporizer to clear the Globe of vapor.

This is an elite product. Be the elite. Act quickly and secure the bag; treat yourself to the Simrell Cage with Smoked Globe while they last.

Simrell Cage w/ Smoked Sneaky Pete Globe Review & User Guide

Simrell Cage w/ Smoked Sneaky Pete Globe Review & User Guide

CONCEPT

A beautiful and secure base for your Globe

The Simrell Cage is a totally unique product, I have never seen anything like it before, but when Austyn Simrell showed me the initial version, which you saw in my videos, I immediately thought it was a fantastic idea. I was surprised that nobody had already come up with something like this, as it seems like something that should have been created a long time ago, it just makes sense.

The Globe Cage creates a super secure and heavy duty base for your Globe, making it virtually impossible to accidentally move around or knock off the table, even if you’re using the whip. It also makes a great centrepiece for your battle station, it looks beautiful and it is engineered with an insane degree of quality and precision. Simrell has absolutely knocked it out of the park with the work he’s done here.

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CAGE DESIGN

Raw aluminium and rubber encase the Globe

The Cage is made from raw aluminum and it looks absolutely stunning. There’s no glue or anything like that used on this piece, the posts are held firmly in place by hex bolts on the bottom. It even includes four stick-on feet you can put on the bottom, in case you want to keep it off of a surface. The top piece is secured to the posts with four hand screws, which makes it really easy to take off and put back on, meaning it’s a breeze to remove the Globe for cleaning or water replacement.

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This thing has some serious heft to it, the Cage by itself weighs in at about 425 grams (0.95 pounds), so once you add the water filled Globe this thing isn’t going anywhere, unless you want it to. The Cage is about 8.9 cm tall (3.5 inches) and on the top is a magnet polarized to securely hold your Dynavap, it’s pressure fitted so you won’t need to worry about glue loosening over time, it’s very securely in there. Because of all of the metal used in the construction of the Cage, any tip sitting on this magnet will cool down super fast.

The Globe sits on a rubber pad, so it’s not touching any metal. The pad is also pressure fitted in here, but can easily be removed if you want to clean your Cage. There is a piece of pressure fitted rubber in the top plate as well, along with a little cut which accommodates the 14mm mouthpiece joint. No part of the Globe will touch the metal, yet it’s totally secure in there.

On both of the top surfaces you’ll notice the awesome spiral patterns, if you’re in a pinch to hypnotize somebody this might do the trick (especially if they’ve just taken a few big lungfuls of vapor!). The design plays in the light and the whole rig looks fantastic on your vape station.

SPECIAL GLASS

A unique Globe with a selection of included accessories

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To go with this gorgeous Cage we’ve made a special limited edition Smoked Sneaky Pete Globe, along with smoked glass hardware. You get a beautiful dark transparent Globe, a matching mouth piece that contains multiple glass cooling nipples, and a whip that has both a 14 mm adaptor as well as a mouthpiece in the same smokey glass. This dark glass makes the bright aluminium of the Cage really pop visually.

To go along with this beautiful and unique Globe, a pass-through adaptor is also included. This is a must have accessory in my opinion and I use it with virtually every glass piece that I own. As its name would suggest, the pass-through adapter is a 14mm to 14mm adaptor, so it doesn’t change the size of the joint, what is does do however, is give you a higher vantage points to insert your vaporizer which can make it easier to use in certain setups. On the side of the adaptor there is also a 10mm joint, with an included glass stopper. If you want to go extra hard this joint will perfectly fit a 2020 M for example, so you can easily double up on your vape game. It’s also really handy to remove the stopper and use it as a carb hole, it saves you the hassle of removing your vaporizer every time to clear the Globe.

Finally, it also includes a Simrell Titanium Crafty/Mighty Adapter, enabling you to use your Vortex or DynaVap stem (including glass stems) on a Crafty or Mighty. Or you can place the adapter into the end of the whip, instead of the glass mouthpiece, and use your stems on the end of your whip. This can give you improved mouth feel and added functionality, but it also adds even more cooling to the set-up, as you’re increasing the thermal mass and the air-path length.

CONCLUSION

A next level idea with construction to match

When I first received my prototype of the Simrell Cage I immediately fell in love with it and it has been one of my most used water pieces ever since. I really like the extra peace of mind that the Cage gives me when I’m using the glass. You shouldn’t expect to be able to drop this on the floor and have the glass come out unscathed, but it is an extra level of protection and the weight of the Cage means that it’s a lot less likely to be dropped in the first place. I love the extra weight as I can use my whip ad nauseam and the glass piece will not move around at all.

The quality of the materials and construction on the Cage is something that you really need to handle for yourself to fully appreciate, these things are absolutely rock solid. Simrell has a proven track record of very high quality products and it’s easily apparent that a ton of thought, time, and craftsmanship has gone into the Cage.

The integrated DynaVap magnet on the top is an excellent idea, and the included pass-through adaptor and titanium adaptor mean you have everything that you could possibly need for a completely unique and premium water pipe experience. I couldn’t be happier with how the Simrell Cage with the Smoked Sneaky Pete Globe has turned out.

Simrell Cage w/ Smoked Sneaky Pete Globe

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$289.97 CAD
Best price guaranteed

Free shipping for orders over $100 within Canada. Fast, low-cost and discrete shipping worldwide.

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Simrell Cage, Smoked Globe, Smoked glass mouthpiece with nipples, Whip, Smoked glass whip mouthpiece, Pass-through adapter, Simrell titanium Crafty/Mighty adapter

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04/26/2021
Mike G.
Canada Canada
Amazing piece.

Amazing piece. Not only does it look stunning on my table it's highly functional with both my Ditanium desktop and my Dynavap M 2020. With the included pass through adapter I can use both the Ditanium and Dynavap simultaneously on occasion when I feel the need or desire . The globe is nice and sturdy Inside the cage. Not easy to tip over. It does come at a premium price but it's such a cool looking and functional piece. Definitely worth it IMO

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04/04/2021
Thomas f.
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these guyz rock

excellent

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03/22/2021
Anonymous
Germany Germany
lovely little package, maybe a bit pricey

it's small yet sturdy, looks sleek but still got some stoner engineering vibes, is a bit pricey but kinda justifies the price with a bunch of nice-to-have gimmicks (pass-through adapter, simrell adapter, whip). If you want a small package thats basically impossible to topple over, have a bit of money to spare and plan on using the whio with your extended collection of dynavap stems as a mouthpiece, this is a neat addition to satisfy your VAS ;)

Simrell Cage w/ Smoked Sneaky Pete Globe

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$289.97 CAD
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Free shipping for orders over $100 within Canada. Fast, low-cost and discrete shipping worldwide.

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Simrell Cage, Smoked Globe, Smoked glass mouthpiece with nipples, Whip, Smoked glass whip mouthpiece, Pass-through adapter, Simrell titanium Crafty/Mighty adapter