Simrell Cage w/ Smoked Sneaky Pete Globe

The Cage is made from raw aluminum and it looks absolutely stunning. There’s no glue or anything like that used on this piece, the posts are held firmly in place by hex bolts on the bottom. It even includes four stick-on feet you can put on the bottom, in case you want to keep it off of a surface. The top piece is secured to the posts with four hand screws, which makes it really easy to take off and put back on, meaning it’s a breeze to remove the Globe for cleaning or water replacement.

This thing has some serious heft to it, the Cage by itself weighs in at about 425 grams (0.95 pounds), so once you add the water filled Globe this thing isn’t going anywhere, unless you want it to. The Cage is about 8.9 cm tall (3.5 inches) and on the top is a magnet polarized to securely hold your Dynavap, it’s pressure fitted so you won’t need to worry about glue loosening over time, it’s very securely in there. Because of all of the metal used in the construction of the Cage, any tip sitting on this magnet will cool down super fast.

The Globe sits on a rubber pad, so it’s not touching any metal. The pad is also pressure fitted in here, but can easily be removed if you want to clean your Cage. There is a piece of pressure fitted rubber in the top plate as well, along with a little cut which accommodates the 14mm mouthpiece joint. No part of the Globe will touch the metal, yet it’s totally secure in there.

On both of the top surfaces you’ll notice the awesome spiral patterns, if you’re in a pinch to hypnotize somebody this might do the trick (especially if they’ve just taken a few big lungfuls of vapor!). The design plays in the light and the whole rig looks fantastic on your vape station.

When I first received my prototype of the Simrell Cage I immediately fell in love with it and it has been one of my most used water pieces ever since. I really like the extra peace of mind that the Cage gives me when I’m using the glass. You shouldn’t expect to be able to drop this on the floor and have the glass come out unscathed, but it is an extra level of protection and the weight of the Cage means that it’s a lot less likely to be dropped in the first place. I love the extra weight as I can use my whip ad nauseam and the glass piece will not move around at all.

The quality of the materials and construction on the Cage is something that you really need to handle for yourself to fully appreciate, these things are absolutely rock solid. Simrell has a proven track record of very high quality products and it’s easily apparent that a ton of thought, time, and craftsmanship has gone into the Cage.

The integrated DynaVap magnet on the top is an excellent idea, and the included pass-through adaptor and titanium adaptor mean you have everything that you could possibly need for a completely unique and premium water pipe experience. I couldn’t be happier with how the Simrell Cage with the Smoked Sneaky Pete Globe has turned out.